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Name That Sperm!

Remember Beaver Babies, the vagina that turned inside-out to become an adorable baby?

Remember all the chatter lately about toys being gender-specific due to their color or the way they are advertised and yada yada yada now the Easy-Bake Oven is getting a make-over?

Yeah, well, having absolutely nothing to do with that, because we all know that vaginas and penises are suitable for either gender to play with, Kim of One Classy Motha has now added to her educational line of stuffed toys and created this delightful sperm doll.  Just like a real sperm, this cute lil’ fella emerges from a penis. A little bit of manipulation and voila…out it comes, happy as a clam!


Do you have a good name for this little swimmer?  If so, be sure to leave a comment on Kim’s site and let her know!

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The latest pins to my “Things That Are Not Penises” and “Things That Are Not Vaginas” boards.

boobpillowpinned to my Things That Are Not Penises board, curated from Solutions

I am guessing there is some legitimate reason, perhaps medical or surgical, that one might need this product, because it is sold out and highly-rated. I feel very blessed to have small boobs that don’t touch at night and to be able to be ignorant about the need for this unfortunately-molded product that looks like a still shot from a titty-fucking porno.

As I mentioned, I also have a Things That Are Not Vaginas board, because that’s just the kind of gal I am.

The other day on Twitter, The Pintester alerted me to this fabulous thing which actually IS a vagina but is way too awesome not to share.  It was created by the brilliant Kim of One Classy Motha! and was originally called a VaginaBaby, but has been renamed a BeaverBaby, a Vagucational tool, which I think has a great ring to it.  Yes, it turns inside out – from vagina to baby! And she’s giving away a free BeaverBaby to one lucky reader of her blog, so be sure to check out her site and enter!


Have you seen anything that should be added to my Not A Penis or Not A Vagina boards?  Send them along!  Contact info at the top of the page!


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