Thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me. by wtfpinterest Posted on June 1, 2012 pinned to Schmexx by Jordan Jones, curated from Divine Interventions (NSFW but the site is hilarious!) submitted by J Related posts:The winner of the Gene Simmons' My-Tongue-Is-Nastier-Than-Your-Tongue competition.If you ever wonder if you are your mom's favorite kid, if she gives you this, you aren't.That's kisser, Mister, not pisser! This entry was posted in Products, Utter WTF. Bookmark the permalink.