Thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me. by wtfpinterest Posted on June 1, 2012 pinned to Schmexx by Jordan Jones, curated from Divine Interventions (NSFW but the site is hilarious!) submitted by J Related posts:Just what Valerie was looking for to complete her blow-up doll costume!Dara finally finished making her shin guards. Next up, coozies for her salt and pepper shakers.Look, Ma, no hands! This entry was posted in Products, Utter WTF. Bookmark the permalink.