Thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me. by wtfpinterest Posted on June 1, 2012 pinned to Schmexx by Jordan Jones, curated from Divine Interventions (NSFW but the site is hilarious!) submitted by J Related posts:First you see a rainbow. Then you get into a head-on collision and see stars.If you ever wonder if you are your mom's favorite kid, if she gives you this, you aren't.This tool does double-duty for the ultimate lazy person. First, you dunk your Oreo with it; then, yo... This entry was posted in Products, Utter WTF. Bookmark the permalink.