Thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me. by wtfpinterest Posted on June 1, 2012 pinned to Schmexx by Jordan Jones, curated from Divine Interventions (NSFW but the site is hilarious!) submitted by J Related posts:Ladies, no more G-strings, now there's C-strings...and the 'C' stands for...chafing?Yeah, there's nothing creepy about this at all...not a thing...Oh come on, we all know he's really dreaming about sex, football, and bacon. This entry was posted in Products, Utter WTF. Bookmark the permalink.