Admit it. You are totally turned on right now, aren’t you? It’s the balloons, isn’t it? Those perky, tight, candy-colored, lusciously bouncy balloons.
Ahem. That’s me in the late 1980s getting my Glamour Shot on.
I cannot recall what prompted me to think balloons belonged anywhere near that sneer on my face, but I do remember laying there making love to the camera under the hot lights in my pancake-makeup, the scent of Aqua Net wafting from my hair, and thinking, “Damn, my boyfriend’s gonna love these!”
He laughed when I gave him this series of pictures in a little album all tied in a pink bow. Full on fucking bwa ha ha’d. What can I say…the guy had good sense.
How about you? Did you have your hair teased, your eyes lined, your lips ever-so-slightly parted? Did you ever make lurve to the camera…in a mall?
Did you, too, incorporate balloons, or maybe a cowboy hat or handcuffs into your come-hither glare?
Oh, please tell me you did, because I LOVE Glamour Shots!
I started a Glamour Shots board on Pinterest and would love to fill it with the Glamour Shots of WTFPinterest readers, including a quote about what each was thinking when that particular image was being captured for eternity.
If you’re game, send me your Glamour Shot and a short blurb about it to wtfpinterestATgmailDOTcom. Please include a line saying you give me permission to post your shot on this website and at Pinterest.
Looking forward to receiving your submissions! Yours can’t be as deliciously bad as this one, can it?