I’m a strong female and although I don’t use the word “feminist”, I’m nobody’s bitch, and I don’t find these urinals insulting or demeaning. I find them fucking hilarious. But to each her own.
Would I want my kid to pee in this urinal? No, but they were installed in a sassy “bar and dining destination” where you shouldn’t be taking your kid anyway, and that issue would be much better debated over at STFU, Parents.
Would I let someone pee in my mouth? No, I would not, but I don’t feel degraded by these concepts, and it’s impossible for me to make the leap from a man peeing in a wide-open cartoon urinal mouth to believing that man is belittling a women; nor do I think the vast majority are standing there getting a hard-on at the idea of urinating in their lover’s face hole. I’ve been told that, although rare, it is possible to pee with an erection, which I took at face value since water sports are not my thing and I did not bear witness.
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Anyway, so yeah, if the line at the women’s room were too long, I’d totally squat over that thing and pee.