The latest pins to my “Things That Are Not Penises” and “Things That Are Not Vaginas” boards.

boobpillowpinned to my Things That Are Not Penises board, curated from Solutions

I am guessing there is some legitimate reason, perhaps medical or surgical, that one might need this product, because it is sold out and highly-rated. I feel very blessed to have small boobs that don’t touch at night and to be able to be ignorant about the need for this unfortunately-molded product that looks like a still shot from a titty-fucking porno.

As I mentioned, I also have a Things That Are Not Vaginas board, because that’s just the kind of gal I am.

The other day on Twitter, The Pintester alerted me to this fabulous thing which actually IS a vagina but is way too awesome not to share.  It was created by the brilliant Kim of One Classy Motha! and was originally called a VaginaBaby, but has been renamed a BeaverBaby, a Vagucational tool, which I think has a great ring to it.  Yes, it turns inside out – from vagina to baby! And she’s giving away a free BeaverBaby to one lucky reader of her blog, so be sure to check out her site and enter!


Have you seen anything that should be added to my Not A Penis or Not A Vagina boards?  Send them along!  Contact info at the top of the page!


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6 Responses to The latest pins to my “Things That Are Not Penises” and “Things That Are Not Vaginas” boards.

  1. Rosa says:

    Funny I don’t get it

  2. Tess says:

    I… ahem… am one of those women who’d need a thing like the boob pillow. But the design is indeed a tad unfortunate. :S Anyway, I usually just sleep on my side and hug a pillow.

    btw, this site is awesome! :)

  3. K says:

    Yep, Erika is correct – if you have a large bust and sleep on your side, you eventually develop vertical wrinkles between your breasts from them pressing together. This supposedly helps to prevent them.

  4. Erica says:

    The the between that lady’s boobies is to stop wrinkles from happening in between your boobs. At least that’s what I think it is – I saw something like that on Ellen.

  5. Kim says:

    Thanks so much for the shout out!!! You called me brilliant too!

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