Still stumped on what to get your Valentine? I’ve got you covered.

(Click here for our Valentine’s Day Fail board from last year.)

For the hopeful:

pinned to 2D, curated from Lazy Oaf

For the lingerie lover:

candybrapinned to The Reading Nook, curated from She Finds (and check out their own WTF Valentine’s list)

For the retro-ephemera lover:

falsepinned to what the inside of my head looks like, curated from Retronaut

For the bacon-loving princess:

bacon tiarapinned to Foodstuffs and Deliciousness, curated from The Anti-Craft

For the hirsute:

hairheartpinned to Random Stuff Tht Rules, curated from Babble (check out their entire list of bad gifts for your baby mama)

For the chocolate lover:

 weirdchocolatepinned to Weird Foods, curated from Ripley’s (check out their whole list of bizarre molded chocolates!)

For the tighty-whitey connoisseur:

hellokittypinned to Music, have fun, sports, art, class., curated from UBaina (quite a few skivvies to see at that link – NSFW, depending on where you work)

For the artist:

Cunt Coloring Bookpinned to Books Worth Reading, curated from Body Confidential

For the technology lover:

vibeapppinned to WTF iPhone Apps, curated from App Safari (Yes, this is a remote vibrator app called “Closer ToGetHer”)

For back door fans:

buttpinned to Fun, curated from Piccsy

For the crafty:

heartembroiderypinned to embroidery, curated from the hilarious Super Velma (be sure to check out her shop)

For those who like to cook:

hearteggpinned to Loco Moco, curated from Love! It’s what’s for dinner.

And those who don’t:

hotdogheartpinned to food, curated from Preschool Alphabet

For the lonely:

lonelypinned to Laughter, curated from Paramount Zone

For your knight in shining armor:

knightpinned to Crafts/Crocheted, curated from Hattie Hooker (her etsy shop is currently on vacation, and there is a five-month wait for this hat due to its overwhelming popularity, but you can sign up to be notified when she returns)

For the bitter:

bittersweetspinned to Cool stuff i wish I’d thought of first, curated from BitterSweets

For the pop-culture lover:

yeahbitchpinned to “You Brought A Meth Lab to the Airport??”, created by Beth Evans (do check out Beth’s awesome series of Valentine’s day cards)

And last but definitely not least, the most offensive, atrocious Valentine that has ever existed. What a world. Geez…

P.S. What does your guy really want for Valentine’s Day?  Sex.  Now, isn’t that easier than making 52 playing cards (one of the most popular pins on Pinterest)? You’re welcome!


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14 Responses to Still stumped on what to get your Valentine? I’ve got you covered.

  1. Jay says:

    I noticed one of the Bittersweets says “U have a blog”. I can’t figure out if they’re saying it like it’s a bad thing or if it’s meant like, “Girl, you have a blog; you don’t need a man to make you feel special! The whole internet thinks you’re special!” (Well the portion who enjoy reading your blog anyway.)

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  3. I have to admit, most of these are seriously “WTF?”. I also have to admit that I made the “52 reasons” book for my husband this year. BUT in my defense I have NO chance of getting a flight to Afghanistan and he has NO chance of being home for Valentine’s Day. But I promise that I will do my “good wife duty” and give him lots of “what he really wants” as soon as the Army sends him home 😉

    • wtfpinterest says:

      I tease, but I do think the “52 Reasons” is awesome! I wish I could bring your honey home to you. Thanks to both of you for your sacrifice. <3

      • Thank you hun. He actually got it in the mail today, so I was SO happy that I had mailed it in time and weather kept it from being delayed. (Hurricane Sandy delayed his anniversary package for three weeks and I mailed it three weeks early.) He loved this though. He compared it to the calendar I made for him when he left for Basic Training. I had put together photos of our kids and us for each of the five months he would be gone and marked special days for him. He loved it. He said this “52 Reasons” really made him feel special 🙂 I wish we didn’t have to be so lonely, but at least the love is there. I know too many couples that just don’t make it through deployments.

  4. Tessa says:

    I want to make the 52 reasons I love you because I want it for myself. That way, when he pisses me off and I want to drink a bottle of Captain Morgan, I can turn to my awesome mini album and remember why he’s actually awesome. Plus, why can’t he get sex AND something he’ll want to throw away?! 😛

    • wtfpinterest says:

      Ha ha ha! I think your use of “52 Reasons” is awesome. I plan on making one for my guy next year after we are married. I’m a sap. 🙂

  5. I blog too and I’m publishing a thing comparable to this excellent blog post, “Oh, Valentine

  6. Rhi says:

    I wanna do things to your BUTT! I laughed so hard!

  7. Honey says:

    That bra looks PINCHY.

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