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Long time, no see.

mustacheMustaches, please go away. (image via StylishBoard)

I’ve been off of Pinterest and this site due to illness and relocating. Thanks for all your emails checking in with how I was doing. I appreciate you!

I was hoping that Pinterest would have something new to show me. However, a quick flip through the Popular section sadly proved those damned mustaches are still in vogue.

Also:

Wrapping your legs around your man in your cowboy boots and wedding dress is still a thing. Unfortunately.

Leg wrap engagementcurated from/photographed by Jamie Delaine

Many of you (like the pinner of the image above) are still not linking to the original source of the images you pin. Pinners, it’s so easy – if you don’t know the original source, do a little research and try to find it. Don’t post something linking back to a random Tumblr blog who was as lazy as you are about crediting the proper source. Bad pinner, no biscuit!

Messy buns, ombre hair, and sock buns are still popular. So are messy ombre sock buns. Unfortunately.

Painting mason jars is still a thing.

masonjarscurated from SimplyCiani

So is putting them on your wedding invitations, turning them into a soap dispenser, making them into goblets, and baking stuff in them. Face it, folks, they are never going away.

Neither are peplums, which are now a wedding trend.

peplum wedding dresscurated from Jenny Lee Bridal

You’re still pinning “thinspiration”, but now Pinterest is trying to help you deal with your shit, as this message pops up along with your thinspiration pins.

thinspiration

In another effort to ‘help’ you, Pinterest is removing many pins that contain nudity. This pin of an Oreo cookie ad that I pinned in April of 2012 was recently removed for nudity, which Pinterest says it doesn’t allow on the site.

Got Oreo Ad

Yes, I can see how a picture of a breastfeeding baby is far more offensive than people in their CK underwear, or this American Apparel ad. Way to go, Pinterest Nudity Police.

americanapparelcurated from American Apparel

I wonder if this sort of twisted logic contributes to half of moms on Pinterest saying it stresses them out.

And fashion bloggers are still standing pigeon-toed.

Pigeon-Toed Fashion Bloggercurated from DevonRachel

Oh Pinterest, don’t ever change!

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Still stumped on what to get your Valentine? I’ve got you covered.

(Click here for our Valentine’s Day Fail board from last year.)

For the hopeful:

hairy
pinned to 2D, curated from Lazy Oaf

For the lingerie lover:

candybrapinned to The Reading Nook, curated from She Finds (and check out their own WTF Valentine’s list)

For the retro-ephemera lover:

falsepinned to what the inside of my head looks like, curated from Retronaut

For the bacon-loving princess:

bacon tiarapinned to Foodstuffs and Deliciousness, curated from The Anti-Craft

For the hirsute:

hairheartpinned to Random Stuff Tht Rules, curated from Babble (check out their entire list of bad gifts for your baby mama)

For the chocolate lover:

 weirdchocolatepinned to Weird Foods, curated from Ripley’s (check out their whole list of bizarre molded chocolates!)

For the tighty-whitey connoisseur:

hellokittypinned to Music, have fun, sports, art, class., curated from UBaina (quite a few skivvies to see at that link – NSFW, depending on where you work)

For the artist:

Cunt Coloring Bookpinned to Books Worth Reading, curated from Body Confidential

For the technology lover:

vibeapppinned to WTF iPhone Apps, curated from App Safari (Yes, this is a remote vibrator app called “Closer ToGetHer”)

For back door fans:

buttpinned to Fun, curated from Piccsy

For the crafty:

heartembroiderypinned to embroidery, curated from the hilarious Super Velma (be sure to check out her shop)

For those who like to cook:

hearteggpinned to Loco Moco, curated from Love! It’s what’s for dinner.

And those who don’t:

hotdogheartpinned to food, curated from Preschool Alphabet

For the lonely:

lonelypinned to Laughter, curated from Paramount Zone

For your knight in shining armor:

knightpinned to Crafts/Crocheted, curated from Hattie Hooker (her etsy shop is currently on vacation, and there is a five-month wait for this hat due to its overwhelming popularity, but you can sign up to be notified when she returns)

For the bitter:

bittersweetspinned to Cool stuff i wish I’d thought of first, curated from BitterSweets

For the pop-culture lover:

yeahbitchpinned to “You Brought A Meth Lab to the Airport??”, created by Beth Evans (do check out Beth’s awesome series of Valentine’s day cards)

And last but definitely not least, the most offensive, atrocious Valentine that has ever existed. What a world. Geez…

P.S. What does your guy really want for Valentine’s Day?  Sex.  Now, isn’t that easier than making 52 playing cards (one of the most popular pins on Pinterest)? You’re welcome!

52reasons

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2012: A look back.

pinebriated
One of our more-popular posts of 2012…pinned over 30,000 times. Thanks so much!

Please excuse my recent absence as I have been battling a seemingly never-ending virus. That said, I couldn’t let the year end without posting one more time, so here is a recap of the more notable/infamous/popular happenings here at WTF Pinterest this year. Click the images to go to the original posts.

The Pinterest interface is still undergoing repair, but through other analytic tools I know that over 20,000 of you re-pinned the following pin. That popularity leads me to believe there are a lot of young women out there needing an intervention; and the popularity of the pin just below it further proves my theory. Come on, girls! Wise up in 2013! (See the rest of our Words of Wisdom series here).

WTFPinterestDearGirls

depression

The following pin is notable because it got me kicked out of continuing to earn Google AdSense revenue (and it was repinned about 5,000 times so, obviously, I’m not the only one who read that book and thought, “What the fuck?”).  I am not complaining…I knew Google’s rules, and they did give me the option to remove the post in order to keep Google Ads running, but I declined – I can’t be censored for ad dollars, thank you very much.

faker

I admit there were numerous other violations on my site that got me kicked out of Google’s ad program. For instance:

giveafuck

I just love Willie Nelson, don’t you? I bet neither of us love him as much as this person does.

Willie Nelson Vagina Tattoo

And get a load of this shit…

poopy

Amen.

jackhammerjesus

My use of the word “vagina” was deemed “not in compliance” and, considering other supposedly offensive uses of the word VAGINA this year, that isn’t at all surprising. Speaking of the holiest of holies, have you seen my Things That Are Not Vaginas board, and its counterpart, the Things That Are Not Penises board?

And who could forget that delicious treat, the Old Naggy Vagina?

This still makes me laugh.

fttttt

This was the post that garnered me the most hate-mail. I captioned it: Conservative abortion propaganda meets DIY.

handhanger

This post was a close second in the hate-mail department. I captioned it, “No, Tommy, no! That’s the third puppy you shot this week! Aim for the ducks, like daddy showed you…the DUCKS!”

deadpuppy

Pinterest rolled out private boards this year but it was too late because this pin was (and all of these pins were) already public. Just in case you were wondering, that’s menstrual blood.

blood

This year Pinterest also gave Pinners the option of deleting or reporting comments they found offensive or annoying on their pins.  I’m surprised more people don’t take advantage of this feature since pretty much anything can cause strife on Pinterest. Did you see the these ridiculous dramas? (Click image to go to original post.)

curfew

marriage

And we can’t forget those super-popular pins that are shared tens of thousands of times but are mis-captioned or misinterpreted:

As I said in the original post, this pin is all over Pinterest with the instructions, “Lay a mirror down, take a hammer to it, pour polyurethane over. Amazing bathroom floor!” Most dangerous instructions to follow since Jim Jones said, “Here, drink this.”

brokenglass No, your Mountain Dew will not glow in the dark.

mountaindew

Sorry, you still need helium to blow up your party balloons.

This is not helium

This “offensive” church sign is not even real.

omg

My Pinterest Drinking Game went viral, which was surprising and awesome despite the emailers accusing me of contributing to alcohol abuse in minors. The “game” was even removed from where it had been shared on the front page of a very popular website (that shall remain nameless) for similar email complaints that website received after posting it. 2012 will be known as the year I, a person who rarely consumes alcohol, was accused of enticing others to get alcohol poisoning by creating a post that is so obviously satire. But that’s the Interwebs for ya.

pinterestdrinkinggame

The How To Be A Fashion Blogger series was a lot of fun to compile. Big thanks to all the fashion bloggers I featured, and to those who played along on their own blogs, for their sense of humor and graciousness!  I love fashion blogs and it was an honor to share what y’all were up to this year. This is the fabulous Alison of Wardrobe Oxygen in her Halloween costume – she was a fashion blogger, of course!

AlisonWardrobeOxygen

On a more personal note, some co-workers and I created a parody of a Wall Street Journal fashion feature that we were thrilled to see being shared across the web…even Tim Gunn got in on it!

It was a shock, an honor, and the perfect way to ring out the year (especially after breaking up with Google AdSense), when I found out I had been named one of the top ten influential people on Pinterest. I’m guessing this will be the only time in my life that I am included on a list that also includes President Obama. It’s a tad odd to have this honor for being snarky, but words cannot express my gratitude to Lauren Orsini and The Daily Dot, and to every single person who posted crazy shit to Pinterest, reads this site, contributed a WTF, shared what they found here, commented, emailed, and/or interacted with me on Pinterest, Facebook and Twitter!  I didn’t think I would continue with this site for a full year, and with the plethora of sites now posting similar Pinterest snark, I’m not sure how long I will keep it going, but it’s been a blast and a privilege to share with you the things that make me laugh, and I love you for following along. Thank you for YOU!

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Happy new year, y’all! Wishing you the best year of your life!

OXO

Allison

 

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