Category Archives: Utter WTF

Is “Put a baby on it!” the new, “Put a mustache on it!”, which was the new, “Put a bird on it!”? Dafuq is wrong with you?

If you’re of the shallow persuasion who judges other people negatively because of their appearance, and this wickedly popular pin of tattooed people with babies makes you miraculously change your misguided opinion about tattooed people just because a little person is stuck in there with them, you are still judging people by their appearance.

Don’t judge people by their appearance.

dafuqpinned to words. quotes. misc, curated from 9gag, original source unknown

Put A Baby On It

Hitler and child

Amin with Child

Hitler was evil.

Stalin with child

mengele

Pol Pot with children

I rest my case.

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Paint nail polish onto the “private areas” of your children’s toys to keep an unclothed Barbie “modest”. The creator of this pin came up with this idea because some of her friends’ children were not allowed to play with her own children’s naked Barbies. Great solution, but it gives me pause when someone is offended by a piece of plastic…which many of you must be, because this pin is super popular in a non-snarky way. Yes, I’m judging you.

nakedbarbiepinned to Kids, curated from Good Ideas

P.S. If my Barbies hadn’t been naked 99% of the time, maybe I wouldn’t have made them have sex with each other, my GI Joes and Star Wars figures. Just think how lackluster my life might have been!

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